Some people just don't scare easily

It's funny how hard you can imply things and have people still not know what you're getting at.

Here we go with the "I used to be a dude" stuff again. Obvious, yes? No.

 And so we move on to implying murder (this is much more strongly implied in the rest of my profile).

 And then, straight up "I am most definitely a murderer."

I wish I could say this ended the conversation.

Though that last one did break one of my rules a bit. Toes totally are gross.