13 December 2012

Straight to the Point


This isn't TIL, people.

Do you use bananas nefariously?

That's racist.

But Clark Kent is already enough of a nymph for me

Nice specificity!

Seriously, this gives me nothing to work with.

Two or more of the above

Is that supposed to be a compliment?

I'll watch you while you sleep and impregnate you with my demon spawn baby.

Cracks me up every time

I also don't have time for a grudge match with every poser in a parka, but that didn't have enough of the letter s.