13 December 2012

Straight to the Point


Fascinating.


This isn't TIL, people.

Do you use bananas nefariously?


That's racist.


But Clark Kent is already enough of a nymph for me


Nice specificity!


Seriously, this gives me nothing to work with.

Two or more of the above


Is that supposed to be a compliment?


I'll watch you while you sleep and impregnate you with my demon spawn baby.

Cracks me up every time


I also don't have time for a grudge match with every poser in a parka, but that didn't have enough of the letter s.