22 April 2013

Oh the imagery


Woman


Not even touching on the angry urgency. I hate anyone who refers to me as "Woman."

Seriously silly


Seriously or silly? WHICH ONE IS IT???

Fagorgeous


I don't get it. Are you hitting on my sofa?

Lobotomy


STOP TRYING TO BE FUNNY

WHAT DOES IT MEAN


Again, too lazy to figure it out myself. Anyone know what this means?

Older men

Learn how to use commas and maybe we'll talk.

Cool story, bro.


Heidi and Beast

I'm mostly posting this one because I think their names are funny. That's all.

Proposal


Finally! I can leave this life of crime and settle down like a good little woman.

Repelling


He didn't get it.

cum bath?


Way to just put it all on the line there, guy.

Bubbies


You can totally tell what someone smells like from their online profile. Technology.

That last line.


Even with all my morbid curiosity, I probably still wouldn't read that story.

And what is with the sending links? If anyone wants to tell me what this actually links to, I'm too lazy to check it myself.

soooooo...flattered


Smart as shit, y'all


He's a visionary! How could I possibly pass that up?

Never say never


I'm certain I could come up with something you wouldn't be okay with, pal.

YOO HOO


From a lovely (and clearly FLAMIN) friend. Even normal profiles get awful messages!