That's right, someone finally out-crazied me.
A blog chronicling the adventures of one cruel troll in the world of online dating.
14 November 2011
An Interesting Statistic
Blogspot has a lovely little feature that tells me fun statistics about my blog, which includes search words that are leading people here.
This week, someone was led here by searching for the phrase "world of viginas."
Congratulations, brave voyager. I hope you find what you're searching for.
This week, someone was led here by searching for the phrase "world of viginas."
Congratulations, brave voyager. I hope you find what you're searching for.
30 October 2011
20 October 2011
Everything you dislike, Part 2
Humility has always been my best quality. Well, I hesitate to say BEST, because there are just so many great ones to choose from, but it's definitely up there.
19 October 2011
11 October 2011
02 October 2011
Big muscles, big feelings to hurt.
He didn't enjoy my questions, apparently, because he never messaged me back. Then again, maybe his fingers just finally got too jacked to use a keyboard.
You know....?
This drives me up a wall. Are you trying to sound like one of those people who ends all of their spoken phrases as if they were a question? You know the type of person I'm talking about? They just sort of let their phrases hang in the air? Like, for someone else to pick up? Or maybe they just can't think of a good way to end the thought? Or something?
26 September 2011
Ode to NFC.
This is my ode to Not From Concentrate, my favorite (sadly defunct) webcomic. In particular, this one: http://nfccomic.com/index.php?comic=123
14 September 2011
The lyrics are not available online, unfortunately
This is based on the cheese song, which my little sister put on a road trip CD for me. I cannot find the name, artist, or any of the lyrics online, so I had to go off what I could remember. And then I made some stuff up.
I don't even understand his innuendos here. Squeeze until the cheese comes out? If that's what it looks like, I think there might be a problem. And "then you can eat my cake ;)"? I honestly don't even know what that would refer to.
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