Everything you dislike, Part 2

Humility has always been my best quality. Well, I hesitate to say BEST, because there are just so many great ones to choose from, but it's definitely up there.

...and then you found $20?

LOLOLOLOL

I've just been getting meaner with time

I like that they're willing to defend our country, but I have never met a guy in the military who wasn't a self-absorbed homo-hating douchebag. Which is not to say they don't exist. I just haven't met them.