A blog chronicling the adventures of one cruel troll in the world of online dating.
26 September 2011
Ode to NFC.
This is my ode to Not From Concentrate, my favorite (sadly defunct) webcomic. In particular, this one: http://nfccomic.com/index.php?comic=123
14 September 2011
The lyrics are not available online, unfortunately
This is based on the cheese song, which my little sister put on a road trip CD for me. I cannot find the name, artist, or any of the lyrics online, so I had to go off what I could remember. And then I made some stuff up.
I don't even understand his innuendos here. Squeeze until the cheese comes out? If that's what it looks like, I think there might be a problem. And "then you can eat my cake ;)"? I honestly don't even know what that would refer to.
11 September 2011
But... It's my birthday!
My logic scared him away. Based on his logic, I would just run around flashing people on the street all the time. And I think we can all agree that that isn't an appropriate way to manage your public life.
I guess OkC is still a step above craigslist
This happens a lot. People message me with something like "Hey, I'm in town for the night, let's meet up." Isn't this more suited to craigslist's casual encounters section? I mean, OkCupid is still advertised as a dating site and not a site for people who are just looking for a night of anonymous sex.
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