A blog chronicling the adventures of one cruel troll in the world of online dating.
14 September 2011
The lyrics are not available online, unfortunately
This is based on the cheese song, which my little sister put on a road trip CD for me. I cannot find the name, artist, or any of the lyrics online, so I had to go off what I could remember. And then I made some stuff up.
I don't even understand his innuendos here. Squeeze until the cheese comes out? If that's what it looks like, I think there might be a problem. And "then you can eat my cake ;)"? I honestly don't even know what that would refer to.