Some people just don't scare easily

It's funny how hard you can imply things and have people still not know what you're getting at.

Here we go with the "I used to be a dude" stuff again. Obvious, yes? No.

 And so we move on to implying murder (this is much more strongly implied in the rest of my profile).

 And then, straight up "I am most definitely a murderer."

I wish I could say this ended the conversation.

Though that last one did break one of my rules a bit. Toes totally are gross.

Casual Hookups?

This is my favorite so far.

Porn?

It's probably solely because of my adventures in the last few days that I assume this person is talking about porn. Whether it's the case or not, I have no idea. I did, at least, manage to scare him away. So much so that he no longer has an account!

When given a chance to prove someone wrong, don't take it.

WHY ARE YOU STILL TRYING TO TALK TO ME? (Part 1)

Poor Conversation Skills.

Dinosaurs are a Hoax