Illiteracy is a problem.

INAPPROPRO

Always with the threesomes.

This couple gets credit for realizing at that point that I was clearly a moron and not worth their time.

Jenny, I got your number

I am truly surprised at how many people do not recognize this number as being fake.

Two different people, not a single clue. Next I'm gonna start giving out the number I saw plastered all over billboards for GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS DIRECT TO YOU in Vegas. I remember it, see, because it was a funny and immature number. And I gave it to someone as my number while we were there.

Gotta catch 'em all (and you're not making it easy)

Ok, maybe I'm not so good with emoticons

I cannot tell you how good it is to know that I'm attractive enough to get away with being stupid if looking for casual sex on a dating site.

Monkey Marmoset Frog returns

 

My vagina was not born with a vagina.

Casual Hookups?

This is my favorite so far.

Poor Conversation Skills.