Bubbies

You can totally tell what someone smells like from their online profile. Technology.

That last line.

Even with all my morbid curiosity, I probably still wouldn't read that story.

And what is with the sending links? If anyone wants to tell me what this actually links to, I'm too lazy to check it myself.

soooooo...flattered

Smart as shit, y'all

He's a visionary! How could I possibly pass that up?

Never say never

I'm certain I could come up with something you wouldn't be okay with, pal.

YOO HOO

From a lovely (and clearly FLAMIN) friend. Even normal profiles get awful messages!

Smartness