I'm back!

For a while there, k-mart had no internet. And so, I am now back, and will resume posting. Probably not every day anymore, because frankly, I get tired a lot now, and I just don't feel like spending much time on this anymore. But there will still be updates, probably at least every other day. Starting tomorrow.

People with jobs and/or lives do not make good bloggers.

Tina Tina made these doorbells.

This is dedicated to my littlest sister and partner in crime, Miss Kitty Madness. She's even more of an awful person than I am.

And I just get such a strong feeling of satisfaction when I actually completely chase them off the site.

Always with the threesomes.

This couple gets credit for realizing at that point that I was clearly a moron and not worth their time.

I'm everything you dislike. Clearly you should keep trying.

I actually just like the way I answered this question, is all.

Also, being serious about this is a very effective way to scare people away, I've found.

Occasionally, I get a message I just can't mess with.

Chances are this guy is a bag of douche, too, but you know what? He tried. He put effort into messaging my fake profile, which he assumed was just someone being silly but maybe still mildly serious. I couldn't bring myself to mess with him by messaging him back. And he's right, I've gotten many boring messages. I honestly don't know how many more different responses I can come up with to "hi how r u."

The Repeater

And then, would you believe it, he stopped messaging me! The outright sexual ones don't usually give up so easily. Apparently it's only cool to have sex toys used on you by a lady, and not to use them on other men.