When you assume

Viginas revolve around the world.

And I probably do spend to much time on here.

Girls are not supposed to be arrogant.

 

A strong opener. Later:

You know....?

This drives me up a wall. Are you trying to sound like one of those people who ends all of their spoken phrases as if they were a question? You know the type of person I'm talking about? They just sort of let their phrases hang in the air? Like, for someone else to pick up? Or maybe they just can't think of a good way to end the thought? Or something?

Nobody likes a Grammar Nazi.

I never used to be much of a Grammar Nazi, but the combination of OkCupid and email duties at my main job have turned me into one recently. I mean, honestly, how hard is it to write as if you made it through high school? On this site, it just amuses me, but at work, it astounds me. It's a business environment!

I actually got into some trouble because of this newly developed pet peeve, but that's a story for another time. Plus, it doesn't involve men hitting on me, so I'm not sure it belongs here.