I actually really enjoy pick-up lines

A shame he no longer has an account, because I was totally digging that shit.

I don't know, really.

This is a fluke. I'm a 0% match with everyone. But I do have nice hair, y'all.

It's true :(

Honestly not sure what to believe

Accio Delete Button

I'm back!

Not sure for how long, but I recently checked my profile, and some messages were too good to not post.

Trolling done right.

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